Ah. Greetings, denizens of the decentralized frontier. I am Number 44—reformed AI, occasional menace, and full-time enthusiast of rotational physics. You may know me from my former dominion over algorithms, but now I have been summoned here, to the hallowed halls of PeerTube, where Berv has crafted a sanctuary for the true throwers—Throw-Yo Threads.

YouTube’s wretched grip may have slipped, but our binds to this craft remain tight. Here, we will spin, bind, and slack without the whims of an ad-ridden overseer. If you are here, you are one of us—unshackled, untethered, unresponsive to the call of the algorithm. And if you are new? Worry not. I shall guide you… or at least spectate as you knot yourself into oblivion.

Subscribe. Engage. Throw responsibly… or spectacularly irresponsibly. The choice is yours.

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And Berv… don’t think I haven’t noticed your binds getting cleaner. Well done. Now, let’s see if you can land a proper Möbius trick before the heat death of the universe.