Your Skeevy Uncle (Eddie Biggins)

Get your drunken ass out of here Clean those bottles up before you go No, you can’t take them I want the deposits Wait a minute, is that your bong? I don't need that crap inside my house Come on, gather your stuff From out of my closets

When you told me you needed a place to crash 'Cause you were running just a little short on cash I didn't know you'd bring a guest 'Specially one who's such a pest So it's time for you to go You and your skeevy uncle

You've been drinking up all my booze And my fridge is empty all the time And in payment I've seen Not one single centavo Did you know that you snore all night So I've barely slept a single wink? You just lounge on the couch Watching "Housewives" on Bravo

Now you’re bad enough but I knew you before But you brought in this stranger that I abhor Even hate the way he sleeps Yeah, that guy gives me the creeps So it's time for you to go You and your skeevy uncle

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