Trust me, i'm an engineer !

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Trust me, i'm an engineer ! There are many parodys to this song now, this is a nice one in TF2 style ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnJiAF9jsFw come and visit my book of faces ! http://www.facebook.com/vilkaz.zebigwan or birdy site https://twitter.com/#!/Vilkaz

you can download like a pirat, just google "youtube to mp3" :)

TEXT :

i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov and i'm an engineer ! just let me take my breakfast first, cornflakes, vodka and beer !

and then i'll show you all of mine constructions ewerywhere i can explain the world for you, all that i need is chair

i built many buildings, well some of them have failed i had to leave my country, so through the sea i sailed !

Refrain

Trust me, i'm an engineer ! i think we'll put this thing right here trust me, i'm an engineer what the fuck did just happened here ? trust me, i'm anengineer ! with epic skill and epic gear ! trust me, i'm an engineer ! oh shit, i think i'm outta here !

i built alot of bridges, some of them even dance my buildings are very secure ! Intruders have no chance !

you want to drive a broken car i can help you in this ! no wheel, no tire ! no problem ! those parts i never miss !

my good diploma give me jobs although i didn't study, i simply got this from a friend, as a Birthday gift, from buddy !

since then i travel everywhere, and sometimes build a Road ( you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro ! i piss in expert mode !

interrupt : (Kalinka style)

i am, an engineeer an i having good time now, physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know

you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn

i feel really well, i get paid more then you cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew !

i drive my tractor like a boss see what jump i just did ? ! you say this is impossible ? just like i give a shit !

my bicycle is wearing shoes showel bazooka is in use oven in my car melting ore i have an airbag in tractor !

i once tried to catch the sun and dirty brick to wash now i say : my work here is done was hard day, oh my gosh...

Outtro with

Trust me, i'm an engineer ! i think we'll put this thing right here trust me, i'm an engineer what the fuck did just happened here ? trust me, i'm anengineer ! with epic skill and epic gear ! trust me, i'm an engineer ! oh shit, i think i'm outta here !

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