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• Santos https://twitter.com/MarisaKabas/status/1641645374732484610 https://www.foxnews.com/sports/mets-fans-rip-george-santos-after-he-shares-puzzling-video-support-team

• Mammoth meatball https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/giant-meatball-extinct-mammoth-unveiled-netherlands-2023-03-28/ https://www.cbsnews.com/news/giant-meatball-lab-grown-mammoth-meat-netherlands/

• Florida principal falls for Elon Musk scam https://www.wesh.com/article/elon-musk-scam-florida/43467925 https://gizmodo.com/florida-scam-elon-musk-principal-resigns-1850278079

• Threesome turns violent https://www.mystateline.com/news/national/threesome-turns-violent-after-woman-mocks-couples-genitals/