Took me a little while to get this video out, both because it ended up being way longer than I intended and because I've been too busy spanking the monkey to do anything productive.

Intro and outro song:

"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/