Sponsored by Stitch Fix - Go to http://stitchfix.com/newsday to get $20 off your first purchase. ■ Merch Closeout Sale - 30% Off Until It's All Gone: http://internettoday.3blackdot.com ■ Patreon: http://patreon.com/internettoday ■ Twitter: http://twitter.com/internettodaytv http://twitter.com/eliotetc http://twitter.com/rickyftw ■ TikTok: http://tiktok.com/@internettodaytv ■ Timestamps: 00:00 - Martin Shkreli and Billy McFarland are free 09:53 - Elon’s very bad week 36:18 - Bored Ape dating app 41:06 - Covid ain’t goin’ away 44:59 - Virus that kills cancer 47:10 - Spinal fluid reverses memory loss ■ Sources: • Shkreli released from prison https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/18/martin-shkreli-released-from-federal-prison-into-halfway-house-.html

• Billy McFarland released from prison https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/organizer-failed-fyre-festival-released-early-federal-prison-rcna29549

• Elon vs Twitter https://techcrunch.com/2022/05/13/elon-musk-twitter-deal-on-hold-spam/ https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/16/technology/elon-musk-twitter-price.html https://www.vice.com/en/article/88gzxb/elon-musk-to-twitter-ceo https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/05/twitter-board-tells-elon-musk-we-will-not-alter-the-deal/ https://www.wired.com/story/twitter-musk-bots/ https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-sec-probe-twitter-stock-1848915607

• Elon is ‘now’ Republican https://www.thedailybeast.com/whiny-elon-musk-officially-ditches-dems-to-vote-republican

• Tesla kicked out of S&P 500 ESG index https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/18/why-tesla-was-kicked-out-of-the-sp-500s-esg-index.html

• Elon accused of harassment https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5

• Tesla documentary https://youtu.be/1q9I68DuaNI

• BAYC Dating app canceled because not enough women https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2022/05/lonely-ape-dating-club-cancelled/

• People should probably start wearing masks again https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/18/us/politics/white-house-covid-briefing.html

• Cancer-killing virus trial https://gizmodo.com/vaxinia-cancer-killing-virus-clinical-trial-1848943666

• Mice memory loss study https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2022/05/16/1098756739/a-substance-found-in-young-spinal-fluid-helps-old-mice-remember