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• Japan monkey attacks https://apnews.com/article/japan-monkey-attacks-97f8e316daa48d6f5a6fb43632d1353e https://nypost.com/2022/07/27/a-japanese-city-is-being-terrorized-by-aggressive-monkeys/

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• Halifax Oyster Festival mascot https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/pearl-oyster-mascot-halifax-1.6411860 https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/halifax-oyster-mascot-costume