Despite spending the last year dancing around like birds of paradise Victor and Paige have failed to attract the attention of a serious search engine suitor. From their perch, the world's largest search engine continues to thumbs down FediHost's domain like the emperor in gladiator film. Historically accurate representation of ancient Rome? Probably not. A fun coping mechanism for a very serious problem? Definitely!

If you're a witchdoctor who can pinpoint the issue with google reach out to support@fedihost.co with the subject: "I'm ready for $500 of monkey money"