I can legally get you tax exempt to party, just join my religion "Scientology Sucks." This is a real religion recognized by the United States of America which its members believe in becoming partying. Like every other church, this allows us to not pay taxes. We threw our very first "Scientology Sucks" church service last Sunday in an abandoned house just a few hours before the demolition came through to knock it down. We called this party "Project Test Run." The test run was a success so now start looking out for the next party cough cough I mean church service.

Thanks to everyone who made this party possible!

-Michael Fitzgerald: for getting the house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gckoRzrDxYA

• @JebCartyVLOGS for being the main hype man
• @austin_coleman for being our entire security for the party

Thanks everyone else for coming @ThisIsBamMargera congrats on being super fun and sober the entire night! @coreyfunk for pretty much building the downstairs swimming pool by yourself @Cherdleys for appearing at 4:13 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLRwWWHhE8CG1UvCS3jm03Q Victor for doing crazy stunts! @SteezyKane sorry your bit didn't make the cut, but hope you had fun @bdavve for smashing stuff @KevinYellow for having our closest call ​@OrionYorke for filming

and thanks for randomly showing up and performing Sublime's new band "Spray Allen"

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Email: schneibp@mail.uc.edu