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GRANITE STATE OF MIND 2: PLOW GUY BOOGALOO (The SSP)

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FROM NORTH CHURCH IN MARKET SQUARE TO GREAT NORTH WOODS OF NEW HAMPSHIRE I JUST HEARD THAT M-U-R (CHANNEL 9) IS FORCASTIN' A NOREASTER (I'M READY) WHO'S GONNA COME AND CLEAN THE GROUND WHEN THAT SNOW IS FALLIN DOWN? I'M IN A GRANITE STATE OF MIND WHO'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT? (WHAT'S UP GUY!) WHO'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT? (WHAT'S UP GUY! YEAH) HE'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN.... HE IS, YEAH I SAID IT, HE IS THIS IS NEW HAMPSHIRE, WHERE THE FIRST PRIMARY IS AND SUNAPEE IS WHERE STEVEN TYLER USED TO SING GOT PURPLE LILAC, PURPLE FINCH, AND JOHN IRVING WHERE'S THE LOOT OF BLACKBEARD?AT THE ISLES OF SHOALS OR NOT? I GET TO LAKE UMBAGOG THAT'S FOR PEOPLE NORTH OF THE NOTCH SWITZERLAND OF AMERICA TO TOURISTS ON VACATION THREE YEARS RUNNIN', SAFEST STATE IN THE NATION, I'M REPPIN' THE ANDROSCOGGIN, PISCATAQUA, MERRIMACK NO INCOME, JUST AN INTEREST AND DIVIDENDS TAX YEAH I'M TALKING SIX, ZERO, THREE, THEY CALL IT COW HAMPSHIRE THAT'S WHY I AM MILKING THIS JOKE FOR EVERYTHING ITS WORTH NEW HAMPSHIRE IS SANDING HIGHWAYS FROM CEDAR WATERS TO WINNIPESAUKEE IN THE CITY OF ROCHESTER (SEACOAST...) IN THE CITY OF GOOD OLD KEENE IN THE CITY, THE CITY OF CONCORD (YEAH YEAH YEAH) WHO AM I CALLING WHEN SNOW IS FALLING? WHO'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT? HE IS, YEAH I SAID IT, HE IS, HE MIGHT LIVE TO A HUNDRED IT'S WHERE GRANNY D LIVED READ THE UNION LEADER HIT THE PALACE THEATER FOLLOWIN' MY TEAMS FISHER CATS! BEAT THE SEA DOGS GO MONARCHS! "HOME OF THE WORLD'S WORST WEATHER", JOHN MASON FOUNDED IT BUT HE NEVER LIVED HERE 93, SCREAMING GO BACK TO TAXACHUSETTS GOT ATTITASH, CRANMORE, CANNON, LOON, THEY GOT WACHUSETT (YEAH) FROM UNH TO PLYMOUTH STATE, DEAN KAMEN'S WHY I'M STANDING WHEN I'M ON MY SEGWAY (YEAH) MY PLOW GUY BANKS ROADS LIKE DAN BROWN MADE BANK OFF THE DA VINCI CODE (YEAH) I KNOW A PLACE WHERE YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A SEATBELT WE INVENTED TUPPERWARE AND GAVE YOU RONNIE JAMES DIO NEW HAMPSHIRE GIRLS, WE'RE WICKED AWESOME HATS, GLOVES, SCARVES, WE SKI AT GUNSTOCK DRY, CHAPPED SKIN SO TOUGH WE'LL BREAK YOUR ICICLE NEW HAMPSHIRE GIRLS, SOUND INAPPROPRIATE TALKING TWIN MOUNTAINS AND OUR FUNSPOT NH REPRESENT, I CALL MY PLOW GUY... CUZ HE'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT IT'S CRAZY HOW YOU CAN GO FROM HAVING NO DOUGH TO EVERYBODY ON YOUR PHONE, NO SLOWBLOW IGNORE THE PARKING BAN, YOU'RE GONNA GET TOWED YO NEXT TIME I'M SHOPPING I CAN'T FORGET THE NO-DOZE IN FEBRUARY, SEEMS EVERYBODY ASKS FOR THE SERVICE WHICH EVERYBODY PAYS CASH FOR I'M FROM NASHUA, I DRIVE A TRUCK THAT I BOUGHT WHAT YOU THINK I PLOW FOR, TO BUY YOU A NEW MAILBOX? PEOPLE SNICKER WHEN IT'S JUST A DUSTING BUT CALL ME PANICKED WHEN THE WEATHER IS SUCKING I'M A FAN OF GLEE, SO MIKE O'MALLEY PAYS NOTHING THIS BRIGHT, YELLOW LIGHT WILL LET YOU KNOW I'M COMING I GOT A JOB THAT CAN TAKE THE PLACE OF SLEEPING AND TO BOOT, UH IT'S FREEZING AND WE'RE FLEETING, WHEN IT'S SLEETING SO THE GOVERNOR CAN MAKE IT TO A MEETING GET OUT MY WAY IF YOU'RE CROSS COUNTRY SKIING DRIVING SLOW TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM SPEEDING PIT STOP TO EAT, THOUGH THE STORM'S IN FULL SWING HAVE YOU EVER HAD CHILI LIME CHICKEN WINGS? WHAT'S THAT FRAME? TENSILE STEEL HIGH OCTANE? WHAT?! I'M USING DIESEL! YOU'RE SLIPPIN' I'M HITTIN' THE GAS STATION FOR A REFILL YOU FEELIN' LIKE YOU SHOVELIN? NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FEEL (WHAT'S UP GUY!)

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