Three boys race onto a frozen lake, the first one crying, "Last one there's a penis pump!", while the other two attempt to catch up, shouting, "That's not fair!" over each other (a theme which continues throughout this PSA). The first boy slides on the ice ("Holy cow, I'm totally going so fast. Aw, fuck!") and then slips, cracking the ice. While the other two attempt to walk out to rescue the boy, Snow Job approaches on skis. The two boys ask for help, but Snow Job launches a foul-mouthed tirade at them in a Cockney accent: "Hey, what the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking loch? And don't look at me when I'm fucking talking to you. Get that kid off my ice, you little wankers!" When the children reach out with a stick, Snow Job approves ("Give him the stick."), then immediately contradicts himself ("Don't give him the stick!"). When they look at him and reply simultaneously ("We're sorry," and "Do you know my dad?"). Snow Job then sings a loud "Oh" to an A note in a bass-baritone voice.

This is FenslerfilmPreserve, a YouTube channel dedicated to preserving the classic Fenlerfilm GI Joe PSA parodies. Every single parody has been uploaded here, remastered by Bronx Rican (using the original audio from the PSA and DVD-quality video from the original PSAs).