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• Malachi Love Robinson going back to prison https://www.wptv.com/news/palm-beach-county/fake-teen-doctor-sentenced-in-separate-fraud-in-palm-beach-county https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2021/01/16/one-fraud-after-another-for-teen-dr-love-who-faked-being-a-doctor/

• Waffle House fight https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/waffle-house-wendy-viral-hero-1234655493/ https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/29/wwe-style-fight-texas-waffle-house-catches-chair/ https://nypost.com/2023/01/04/former-waffle-house-worker-says-she-was-blacklisted-after-viral-brawl/ https://twitter.com/BrianRoemmele/status/1607858559240503296 https://flashfloodprint.printavo.com/merch/zach-raw-waffle-warrior

• Tampa Bay Times Festivus airing of grievances https://www.tampabay.com/life-culture/2022/12/23/festivus-airing-grievances-our-readers-top-complaints-2022/

• Walrus rubbing one out on new year’s eve https://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/science/new-years-eve-fireworks-cancelled-because-of-masturbating-walrus/news-story/bc08e936c536e5c78a6af6cdc2b5a2e7 https://www.thescarboroughnews.co.uk/news/people/scarborough-walrus-scarborough-praised-from-around-the-world-as-viral-arctic-visitor-puts-town-in-international-spotlight-3973796

• Bolsonaro is a Florida Man now https://twitter.com/BRASILWIRE/status/1609237214768021504 https://twitter.com/JonathanLKrohn/status/1611012514380144640 https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/01/jair-bolsonaro-florida-publix-kfc-memes.html https://twitter.com/davidrkadler/status/1609993643410046978