A modern Russian poetry:

A Russian went to kill, but he got killed himself Cries and cries his mom, what's happening in the world? We don't understand for what and why? For he went to kill - but got killed himself!

He only wanted peace after all And went to kill for that reason So that in ruined towns, schools and hospitals His brothers Ukrainians lived in peace

Father says, stop whining, stupid For if our son was alive We didn't have a new car!

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