Made with a piece of edutainment software from 1995 on Windows 3.1, and then assembled in kdenlive on Ubuntu. It's not good, although it is occasionally funny. There are some clips! Clips include: two Georges Melies short films, Robin Hood Makes Good and a short "commercial" for our coffee shop.

I'll provide a transcript just as soon as I figure out how to copy and paste from Windows 3.1 in DOSBox to the host OS.