Our good friend Joe Biden doesn't seem to want to debate Donald Trump- The Don wants to know why. Perhaps we will find out in this EXCITING NEW EPISODE OF FREEDOMTOONS!

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You were plagiarizing speeches from some British guy When I first heard of you Now you just pick random phrases out of a hat And trail off mid sentence, too!

Everyone in this country knows just how a debate Would go between me and you You claim you’re very confident in your metal slate Don’t you wanna compare IQ’s?

Won't... you debate me? Some people are saying that you think you can evade me! I... won't name names... But everyone I've talked to thinks that you should be ashamed! So go home and rehearse with your geriatric nurse Stop being so risk averse And get up on stage with me!

WHY WON'T YOU DEBATE ME? I JUST WANNA TAAAALK! WHY WONT YOU DEBATE ME? IT’S DEBATE O'CLOOCK

I never ate an apple on the boulevard Wh-where’d I put my broom? Corn pop showed me where all of the pool filter is- WHo can take me to the zoo? When the racist men who wrote the limbo song Come and bring us all ice cream ill quote the declaration when the founders said... you know- you know... the thing!

I don't... know where I am honestly I'm frightened, I wish someone would hold my hand I'm... not a mad man... I just have trouble thinkin, why did they make me the front man?

So sad that the DNC Would abuse the elderly Just to try to get at me They’ll get me reelected!

WHY WON'T YOU DEBATE ME? I JUST WANNA TAAAALK! WHY WONT YOU DEBATE ME? IT’S DEBATE O'CLOOCK