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TRANSCRIPT: Ivan Stang: Ah, Dobbstown, the home of both Lemurians and Cenobites.

Lonesome Cowboy Dave: My pappy's home... I'm going back some day... I've got to get back to my home!

Ivan Stang: Dobbstown! It's near the coast of Honalee, and the land of Fredonia.

Lonesome Cowboy Dave: PFFFFFT!

Ivan Stang: Dobbstown! It's the world's largest producer of mana, ambrosia, 'frop, and the green stuff that Dave injects into the brain to reanimate dead tissue.

Lonesome Cowboy Dave: Spiritual bliss and open-lane bowling every night from midnight to dawn.

Ivan Stang: Dobbstown! It's the residence of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, part of the year. It's creamy, and crunchy, it tastes great, and it's less filling, it is margarin and it is butter. But if it were fall into enemy hands, it would mean the destruction of us all!

Lonesome Cowboy Dave: Ah yes, Stang, but ah, it is the downfall of us all. And it tastes bad on bread. Because, man, those that go, don't come back. They're losers. Losers.

Ivan Stang: No man, those who graduate from Dobbstown come back changed. In a new form! You can't see them like you can see others. They don't move or talk...

Lonesome Cowboy Dave: (illegible)

Ivan Stang: Praise "Bob"!

Ivan Stang and Philo Drummond: EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEEI!

Mark Hundahl: Accept no substitutes!