The keys to getting a world record are perseverance, dedication, and using a speed glitch that gives you a head start of several minutes. OK pirates, and Carla would have been great if I hadn't mistyped an answer. Pretty bad catacombs, though. Many small mistakes but no blunders other than the Carla one.

Run under Linux using Wine 10.5.

My keyboard setup:

• 2: Push (S)
• 3: Pull (Y)
• w: Give (G)
• e: Use (U)
• r: Pick Up (P)
• x: Look At (L)
• c: Open (O)
• q: Scroll up (Q)
• z: Scroll down (A)
• f: Answer 1 (1)
• a: Answer 2 (2)
• s: Answer 3 (3)
• t: Answer 4 (4)
• g: Answer 5 (5)
• b: Answer 6 (6)
• n: Talk To (T)
• v: Same as right click (Tab)
• Space: Skip dialog (.)
• d: Skip cutscene (Backspace)