As a complete authority on the subject cough I give you the definite ranking of the planets in our solar system from best to absolute Uranus. I mean worst.

Subscribe or I'll make you write a proposal with me!

Secret paper: Boneh et al., 2019 (GRL): Intermediate‐Depth Earthquakes Controlled by Incoming Plate Hydration Along Bending‐Related Faults https://doi.org/10.1029/2018GL081585

Want more of my amazing science? Or maybe silliness and jokes are more your thing? Check out these links: Personal webpage: https://irisvanzelst.github.io Twitter: https://twitter.com/iris_van_zelst EGU Geodynamics blog: https://blogs.egu.eu/divisions/gd/ LinkedIn: https://ch.linkedin.com/in/iris-van-zelst-884a078a University of Leeds: https://environment.leeds.ac.uk/see/staff/9400/dr-iris-van-zelst