This is just meant to be fun stuff about security. I created this in April 2017, so as I look back on it from 2023, I'm pretty comfortable with the line "those bitcoin fools".

I don't have any interesting video. Would love to collaborate with someone on making it visually more interesting.

Singing by ferrisgoldstein on Fiverr.

Lyrics

Well life on the net is kinda laid back Ain't much an old hacker boy like me can't hack Log all the bits on my Ethernet jack Thank God I'm a hacker boy

Well a hacker kinda life never did me no harm Crackin all the passwords with my servers on the farm Exfiltrating data and avoiding the alarms Thank God I'm a hacker boy

Chorus Well I got a fast line and encrypt just a little Puttin malware on your PC and it'll Read all your passwords with a man in the middle Thank God I'm a hacker boy

With my onion router up and my tunnels on I fire up a DDoS on an evil .com The FBI listens so I keep it kinda calm Thank God I'm a hacker boy

I'd hang out all day on Twitter if I could But selling credit cards don't pay that good So I tweet when I can, hack when I should Thank God I'm a hacker boy

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Well I hope to get my hands on your diamonds and jewels I never bothered mining like them bitcoin fools Rather have some WiFi and some Kali tools Thank God I'm a hacker boy

Yeah, city folk drivin' in their black limousines iPhone says “Your account's been picked clean!” Type your password here to see exactly what I mean Thank God I'm a hacker boy

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I was hacking on your PC on the day it died But the code is all encrypted and the DLLs hide There's nothin left of it for forensics to find Thank God I'm a hacker boy

Well enterprise security's a big ole fail Cuz people click on anything that's in an email I'll just keep on hacking til they put me in jail Thank God I'm a hacker boy

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