Trade winds slicing, the globe's getting fractured, Trump's in the cockpit, turbulence manufactured. Slap tariffs on the planet, a barter Armageddon, China, Europe, even Canada felt threatened.

[Verse 2] Dow Jones off a cliff, stock brokers sobbing, Economy’s trembling, the foundation’s throbbing. Inflation on the rise, wallets getting thinner, American pie shrinking, no one’s a winner.

[Chorus] Tariff tornado, it’s a global infestation, Trade war flames, burning every nation. Crashing markets, a financial blight, Hope fades quick in the dead of the night.

[Verse 3] Interest rates climbing like a skyscraper's ghost, Banks choking pockets ‘til they’re burnt toast. Dollar’s on the ropes, fists of fury worldwide, Leaders playing chicken while the people just slide.

[Bridge] World trade split like guitars on distortion, Harmonies collapsing in a rock’s contortion. Chaos breeding profits for the suited elite, While workers feel the heat, can't escape the beat.

[Chorus] Tariff tornado, it’s a global infestation, Trade war flames, burning every nation. Crashing markets, a financial blight, Hope fades quick in the dead of the night.