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The Trump and Putin Love Affair. Yes they are Secret Lovers. Not so secret anymore.

They are in love for a very long time. The USA is now Communist Russia. The 47th Oblast.

Oh, Trumpy met his Vlad one day, In a secret hideaway, He blushed and said, "Oh, comrade dear, Your power makes my heart adhere."

[Verse 2] They dined on borscht by candlelight, And plotted plans late in the night, The Kremlin called, "Your love's divine, Together you'll redraw the line."

[Chorus] Red, white, and a crimson hue, The stars and stripes now wave in two, Trump and Putin, what a pair, A love that’s bold beyond compare.

[Bridge] A wink, a nod, a knowing glance, Two leaders locked in romance, The USA, a Russian state, With love so grand, who'd debate?

[Verse 3] In Moscow’s snow, they held their hands, Dreamed of merging their great lands, Putin’s POTUS, Trump's delight, Their whispers carried through the night.

[Chorus] Red, white, and a crimson hue, The stars and stripes now wave in two, Trump and Putin, what a pair, A love that’s bold beyond compare.