Social media: http://eliotetc.bsky.social http://rickyftw.bsky.social ■ Timestamps: 00:00 - Snakebite Man 12:13 - Sperm Racing scandal 20:51 - Climbing Mt Fuji 23:49 - Delco Pooper 27:45 - Mike Lindell’s bad lawyers 31:59 - Headlines ■ Sources: • Self-venomation https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/health/snakes-universal-antivenom-tim-friede.html https://www.npr.org/sections/goats-and-soda/2025/05/02/nx-s1-5381017/snake-bite-venom-antivenom-tim-friede-universal

• Sperm race fraud https://metro.co.uk/2025/05/02/worlds-first-sperm-race-sticky-situation-faking-live-event-23018325/

• Mt Fuji rescue x2 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/28/student-rescued-from-mount-fuji-twice-in-one-week

• Delco pooper https://www.delcotimes.com/2025/05/01/delco-pooper-caught-charged-after-video-of-incident-goes-viral/

• Mike Lindell https://mashable.com/article/mypillow-lawsuit-ai-lawyer-filing