Get ready to laugh (and maybe gag a little) as we rank the BEST FART SOUNDS ever! From squeaky to thunderous, which fart will take the top spot? You won't believe #1!

WARNING: This video contains graphic audio of bodily functions. Viewer discretion is advised — especially if you're eating.

DISCLAIMER: All sounds featured are for comedic and entertainment purposes only. No noses were harmed in the making of this short.