Right Said Fred (really!) appears on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver to tell Syrian president Bashar al-Assad what a dick he is. It's going to be especially disappointing to Assad, as they are one of his favorite bands.

Lyrics:

YOU'RE TOO AWFUL FOR THIS EARTH TOO AWFUL FOR THIS EARTH SO AWFUL IT HURTS YOUR FACE BARELY HAS A CHIN IT BARELY HAS A CHIN YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM...

PLEASE, STOP DOWNLOADING OUR TRACKS STOP DOWNLOADING OUR TRACKS HERE'S YOUR MONEY BACK

YOU'RE A MONSTER WE HATE YOUR REGIME AND WE THINK YOU SHOULD BE TRIED FOR WAR CRIMES YEAH, FOR WAR CRIMES FOR WAR CRIMES YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES

YOU'RE AN OPTHAMOLOGIST AN OPTHAMOLOGIST HEY, CAN YOU READ THIS?

YOU ARE JUST A WALKING TAINT THE OPPOSITE OF A SAINT AT LEAST HITLER COULD PAINT

YOU'RE A MONSTER AND A VOLLEYBALL FAN

BUT MORE THAN THAT, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE WHO'S AFRAID OF HIS MOM YOU'RE A MURDEROUS MOM-FEARING ASSHOLE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, YEAH! EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, YEAH! EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! PLEASE STOP LISTENING TO OUR SONGS.

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