the abl*ton immovable object is a big ass keyboard case (scored from unexpected flea market right as i was leaving and it was starting to rain) with:

• 2 1080p monitors (too smol but the 1440p ones dont fit)
• mechanical keyboard (yes it lights up)
• mouse (shops here dont have trackballs)
• soundcard (poor thing has lasted me a decade)
• controllers (for control addicts)
• a volca (for hipster cred)
• an oversized mini pc (guy was glad to sell it)
• power strip (assorted wall warts)
• way more cables than meet the eye

the pc is airgapped and runs an unlicensed win10 which doesnt let me hide the fucking taskbar