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0:00 Introduction 0:02 FAMILY MYSTERIES POISONOUS PROMISES 0:19 Prologue The Yacht Party 1:01 COLLECTOR'S EDITION 11:15 SUMMARY TIME 11:54 To the makeup office! 13:44 To the warehouse! 16:30 Hitching a ride GTA-style 24:11 Tomb Raider vibes 29:21 To the yacht, Dr. Watson! 34:09 The Lipstick