You're probably sitting there all by yourself trying to solve the riddle that is this video. This is a social experiment (gone wrong) to prove that all videogames being released nowadays are EXACTLY the same. As it stands, the video games industry's only possible redemption is through Crash Bandicoot's return. The decay of everything is almost inevitable, but even from the shackles of death Crash Bandicoot will guide us towards the light and reward us with mediocre platformers that last no more than 5 minutes and sound like flatulence. He must return because if not I will poop pant

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