Captain James T. Kirk by Jimmy Halliday

Lyrics:

He’s got a smile that could kill a bear He looks real comfy sittin’ in his chair His eyes are focused like he’s in a fog When he’s writin’ in his captain’s log

Captain James T. Kirk! (x2)

He thinks a lot about what is wrong When his vessel gets attacked by Klingons He thinks light speed is too damn slow Can’t give ‘er anymore, ‘cause she’s gonna blow!

Captain James T. Kirk (x2)

He puts his trust in Mr. Spock He can just walk in, he doesn’t have to knock He drinks his coffee out of a cup He wants Scotty to beam him up, c’mon!

Captain James T. Kirk (x2)